Indignities in a Chihuahua diva’s life
May 27, 2010 § 2 Comments
There are times when I question my Mom’s sanity. Those indignant moments in my life when I just can’t figure out my human.
Like the last time I went to get my nails clipped. Not only did I have to suffer the indignity of going to the groomers to get my nails clipped – just clipped mind you, no fancy pedi! But then, you did the unthinkable. You checked out the sale isle and grabbed a Snuggy!!!!!! And it wasn’t even the cute leopard print one because they didn’t have it in my petite size. But then you made me try it on, right there in the middle of the store. In front of everyone – even the dang parakeets!!! What WERE you thinking, Madre???
I know it will help keep me warm and cut down on the shivering. I know I look cute in any outfit. But how is THAT thing ever going to show off my lovely girlish figure, my delicate features, my very shiny and luxurious smooth short coat?!?! Have you lost your senses woman?
I am simply traumatized. Just wait and see how I work all of this out on your pillow tonight.