Recommended sleeping arrangements

I concede that we chihuahuas were made small and thus not really equipped to generate much body heat.

But I have found a solution for chilly nights – even if it is not entirely comfortable for my humans. Then again, they got the hands. They can’t complain. Oh, the things I could to with a pair of thumbs. But I digress.

Wait until they get in to bed and have warmed up the sheets. Then casually climb into bed, walk up to the nose of the sleepiest person, give them a good dose of the “Bambi” eyes (Resistance us futile!) Now that you are in charge nose your way under the covers. Voilà! Problem solved. Body heat to spare!

At times it can be a real nuisance to so depend on humans for preservation. But they have to be good for some”seeeng!”

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Nursing duties

So my human mom has been sick. Nasty cold I won’t get into describing in consideration of your breakfast. Anyhow, I’ve been on duty keeping an eye on her and keeping her lap warm. Question is, as often as I’ve been sneezed upon, am I now contageous?

Not hatin’ just feeling a little icky from the experience.

Being a diva lapdog means never having to say I’m sorry.

No need to excuse myself from hogging mom’s lap. Too bad, cat.

No need to excuse myself for nudging myself into a comfy position under your arm. Comfy for me that is.

Not need to excuse myself for twitching and fidgeting in my sleep. A girl’s beauty sleep must not be disrupted.